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February 10, 2006
"It's a lonely, lonely feeling when your Valentine is wrong."
You know what the modern woman loves for Valentine's Day? The Damn Millionaires. Sure, all our love songs are about people drinking or houses burning, but that's real love. Y'all don't know.
Wait a second. I-35 and Brand New Year are legit love songs. I get so wrapped up in sad writing sometimes, that I forget that those two are pretty, happy songs about living, non-alcoholic people who actually love each other.
Of course, if you're sitting around hating everybody on Valentine's -- and I'm sure you've got your reasons for it -- we've got you covered there in spades. No song suits the anti-romantic better than Salesman, for example, and if you can't take it anymore and are considering going off somewhere to escape from love, The DMs have practically provided you a soundtrack.
I know on the surface, it seems to be all about sinning, but Be Sure... is all about loving, plain and simple. If we can't break your heart this Valentine's Day, no one will, so... get on it. Order today for a timely delivery!
Will it help if we hit you with our best come-hither glances?
Come ON! We're so romatical, we're even setting off the Fox Alarm in this picture. How can you resist?
Coming soon: Who's writing a new album? Oh, that's right. Us. But by GOD, we're gonna sell the rest of these.
Posted by The DMs at 01:44 PM
Comments
Actually, since I already bought about ELEVENTY JILLION copies of the album, I only posted to recommend that you buy Jenny Lewis' album "Rabbit Fur Coat" because it reminds me of y'all. Hi, Al and Chris and Chaos et al.! I will totallly buy the new album, too, and my daughter Erika says MAKE A NEW T-SHIRT AND THIS TIME MY MOM WILL BUY TWO.
Posted by: Gretchen at February 10, 2006 08:39 PM
